Me: Horny
Me: Masturbate
Me: Still horny
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me: *has A Single Emotion*
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me: hey
friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up
me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
Lol
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Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang
- Shaggy: Zoinks
- Scooby: Ruh-roh
- Daphne: Jeepers
- Velma: Jinkies
- Me: Well fuck
I’m clinically insane
Stay away from me
“Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.”
— (via deserted-streets)